you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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