I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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