This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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