you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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