Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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