wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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