kristin has been a bad kristin
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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