Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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