shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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