lets start a swedish sibling band together
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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