yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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