remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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