glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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