Soap is not a condiment
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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