doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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