Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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