just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
