The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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