they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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