That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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