Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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