If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
