Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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