similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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