maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My ATM looks so different sober.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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