No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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