So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Hippo gnu deer
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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