I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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