You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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