Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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