Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Pooping to opera.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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