dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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