nut hugger
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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