just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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