It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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