the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
