how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
This is the high leading the old right now
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
