He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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