Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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