i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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