I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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