so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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