well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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