Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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