I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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