Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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