I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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