dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
