jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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