Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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