I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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