But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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