Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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