That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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