question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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