I don't think brook has ever known best
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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